How ‘Friends’ May Save Netflix Decline

The video streaming service Netflix has suffered a big blow on the stock market. Okay, okay – so the stock market is normally a confusing jumble of numbers and information that seems to change whenever it likes and mean nothing.

But here is the simple summary: Netflix as a company was worth a certain amount and in the past few days that value has fallen.

Why? Because they increased their prices; by $1 per month in the US. This has caused some US subscribers to cancel their allegiance, or even just not sign up.

Well today Netflix has made an announcement that may be aiming to repair the damage – the hit US sitcom Friends is to be available on the service from New Years Day. Yes – ALL TEN SEASONS. That’s a lot of video to binge-view.

Netflix Binge

Believe it or not, Friends still has a MASSIVE following and commercial pull. It is still highly watched on Comedy Central in the UK and US, and regarded as a milestone in TV Sitcom Comedy.

Netflix is reaching out to those quitters or non-subscribers. Buying the rights to Friends is a deceptively huge move that they hope will go towards reparations.

Will you be subscribing? Let us know @MovieMasticator

Want to read more about Netflix? Here is our report of their strange introduction to Movie Production… Maybe another way to win our hearts?


The Quick Commuters Guide to Warner Bros’ Announcement

Overwhelmed by Warner Bros’ LONG announcement? Look no further.

They announced the movies they will release between 2016-2020. Their announcement was in 3 parts. Comic-Book Movies, Other Movies, and TV.

Part 1: Comic-Book Movies

Batman vs Superman

Batman vs Superman sequel in 2016. Both characters will star in Justice League Part One in 2017 and Part 2 in 2019; Warner Bros’ answer to The Avengers.

7 other comic-book movies announced with characters the general moviegoer may not recognise. Here are the main three you should know:

  • Wonder Woman (2017)
  • The Flash starring Ezra Miller (2018)
  • Green Lantern (2020)

Part 2: Other Movies

Lego Movie

Three Lego Movie spin-offs/sequels:

  • Ninjago (2016)
  • LEGO Batman Movie (2017)
  • The LEGO Movie 2 (2018)

Harry Potter spin off series Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them will be three movies in 2016, 2018 and 2020.

Part 3: TV

Friends will be available on Netflix from January 1st.

The rest of the TV section was basically bragging about what they produce.

Got more time? Click here to read why this entire schedule is a bit stupid…

3 Actors that CAN’T Shake Off their Career-Defining Roles

The hit movie, the big break, the one you will be remembered for. It’s both a blessing and a curse. Jesse Eisenberg turns 31 today – still a spring chicken – but it seems as if his face will always be remembered as Mark Zuckerberg from The Social Network. The very movie that cemented his career in Hollywood may also prevent its progression, as he is forever seen as the twitchy, fast-talking, awkward nerd. Or maybe that’s just him playing himself.

There have been terrible cases of the killer defining role spanning entire careers, lifetimes. There have also been admirable occasions where an actor is able to entirely redefine themselves. Jesse still has a chance to escape. Here are a select few who have missed that chance…

Jennifer Aniston (and everyone from Friends)

Out of the six main cast members of the hit 90s sitcom Friends Jennifer Aniston initially showed the most promise to break away from her long-served role of Rachel Green. A passable turn in Bruce Almighty and a daring veer off-piste in The Good Girl set her on her way to not just being that Central Perk waitress. Since then however things have stagnated, as they have for the rest of the cast. Maybe they have too much money to care? Maybe they are sick of battling their famous alter-egos for room? Jennifer Aniston seems forever doomed to be Rachel Green.

Sean Connery

The name’s Bond…James Bond. Wait – I mean…the name’s Connery…James Bond. No, wait – that’s not right! The names Connery…Sean Connery. There we go, finally! Yes, it’s true – being the first incarnation of the most famous action character of all time rocketed Sean Connery and his slushy Scottish accent to stardom, but it also hung from his ankle throughout the rest of his career like a ball and chain. Not once did he tackle a role that rivalled his outings as 007, leaving his resume a bit flat post-1970s. Sean is definitely doomed to forever be our first James Bond.

Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis… (insert more 80s action stars here)

The 80s was the hay-day for these guys; flexing their pecs, getting the girls and shooting a lot of guns. Sylvester with Rambo, Arnold with The Terminator and Bruce with John McClane of Die Hard, these guys built a niche for themselves that they have been relying on since. The problem is, they’re all old and wrinkly now, so their only taste of the good times now come soaking in irony (see The Expendables, Die Hard 4.0 and Escape Plan for ‘I’m too old for this!’ gags in abundance.)

And two who need to act fast…

Oh, look – Neo has grown his hair!

Just a quick note to give a strong warning to Keanu Reeves and Elijah Wood, who are running a high risk of being ‘that Matrix guy’ and Frodo forever if they don’t get their act together, sharpish!

Can you think of anyone else, or don’t agree? Share your thoughts @MovieMasticator!

Come back soon to read about the actors who escaped their past!