Q: What the hell is a Movie Masticator?
A: Mastication means chewing, so a Movie Masticator is something that chews up movies. If you don’t believe me, click here.
Q: What is MovieMasticator.com?
A: MovieMasticator.com is an online movie criticism blog. Find movie news, features and reviews here!
Q: How can I get involved?
You can email email@example.com
You can scream from the top of a mountain
Q: What the hell do your star ratings mean?
A: Star ratings are made out of 5. Here is a breakdown of what each means:
1 = A crushingly, offensively bad film.
2 = Not worth your time.
3 = Average/good – maybe wait for the DVD.
4 = Good/Great – well worth making the time for.
5 = Essential viewing – see it at all costs.
Films are reviewed and rated in relation to counterparts within the same genre, for the same target audience, and/or by the same director.