Sick of wearing a witches hat and chopping pumpkins? Well I can’t help you with that.
But what I CAN help you with is if you:
a) Don’t care about Halloween or
b) Can’t bear to watch a horror movie
Having a movie night next Friday but don’t want to watch a below-par Horror flop?
Too scared to dip into Insidious, The Conjuring or The Da Vinci Code (scary for all sorts of reasons)?
Well you have come to the right place. Here are 3 movies that will appease you AND your friends come the 31st…
1/3: E.T: The Extra-Terrestrial
Halloween-y? – E.T. gets taken out on trick-or-treat night all dressed up. More than enough.
Scary? – No! But tell your friends that the horror comes from how E.T. may get trapped on Earth forever. Then raise your eyebrows and nod. They’ll know you’re serious.
2/3: Mean Girls
Halloween-y? – One of the funniest sequences involves Cady Heron’s trip with the ‘Plastics’ to a Halloween party. Sorted.
Scary? – Considering Lindsay Lohan’s career since the movie is pretty scary.
3/3: Hocus Pocus
Halloween-y? – Witches, zombies, a sequence on Halloween night – what could suit the evening more? No arguments from your friends on this one.
Scary? – If you are under 8 years old.
Thought of any more non-Halloween Halloween movies? Let the world know via @MoveMasticator using the hashtag #IHateHalloweenMovies
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