You may have seen #MyLoveLifeIn3Words trending on Twitter in the past couple of days. You may have not. Basically it’s a way for people to express their romantic mediocrities in a pithy way so strangers will care.
Let’s do ourselves a favour and hear the versions from lovers we all care about. Here are 9 Classic Movie Couples explaining their love life in 3 words…
1/9: Noah and Allie – The Notebook
Lost In Mail
‘I wrote you every day for a year!’ — ‘Well this is the first I’ve heard of it.’
2/9: Jack and Rose – Titanic
Room For One
‘Can’t just schooch over there, Rose? No?’ *Bubbles*
3/9: Bridget and Mark – Bridget Jones’ Diary
Nearly A Threesome
Sloppy seconds, sloppy thirds, sloppy f… Just do it all together already!
4/9: Ennis and Jack – Brokeback Mountain
Joker Over Catwoman
We now know who Jake Gyllenhaal roots for in Gotham.
5/9: Edward and Bella – The Twilight Saga
A Bloody Mess
‘Hmm, Vampire or Werewolf – HOW COULD I EVER WANT EITHER OF THEM?!’
6/9: Forrest and Jenny – Forrest Gump
About Fricken’ Time
‘Yeah I’ll just run the best shrimpin’ boat in the land, be a ping-pong God and meet the President a thousand times – I’ll be waiting.’
7/9: Harry and Sally – When Harry Met Sally
Friend Zone: Defeated
Harry is well and truly a God amongst Men.
8/9: Danny and Sandie – Grease
Sandie Gets D
Innocent little Sandie pops her cherry. She got chills. And they are electrifyin’.
9/9: Jonny and Baby – Dirty Dancing
Humping In Public
And sometimes just in private on tree trunks.
Can you think of any others? Let the world know via @MovieMasticator!
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